We’ve all heard somewhere, by now, that – according to chaos theory – a butterfly flapping its wings in South America can change the weather in Australia.
We are, on this basis, attempting to recruit a generous South American to go outside and flap wings attached to their arms (wings supplied free of charge!) at times when the weather approaching Australia is not to our liking.
We hope to, using this simple method, be able to enable such feats as: heading off approaching cyclones before they decimate our coastlines to the west and north of the continent, extend the skiing season in the south east, prevent drought and severe flooding all over our great continent, amongst other amazing feats.
Potential applicants should contact the Australian Consulate in their country/continent for further information and/or an application pack.
