Shanon West Pain Definitions

Shannon West posted this in the Fibromyalgia community on LiveJournal. It is used with her full permission and acknowledging her full copyright of the work.

 

  1. Hmm, this feels funny. Huh. Oh well.
  2. Hmm, this kinda hurts a bit. Oh well.
  3. Hmm, this is kinda hurts. Ow. Oh well.
  4. Ow. Time for a regular strength Tylenol. Gone.
  5. Um, ok... this hurts. Not comfortable. Got any Advil? I've got stuff to do.
  6. The hell?! Seriously not comfortable. Who invented this pain thing? Coupla Advils, and keep going. Not about to forget about it though.
  7. HELLO?! Can we stop with the pain now? Got any Vicodin? I need to lie down. Like RFN! We can talk there.
  8. Oh dear God. Whimpering commences. Work stops. Thinking gets muddled. Percocet anyone? Go away, or be prepared to do exactly what I say, when I say it.
  9. Afraid this might kill me! Incoherent babbling begins.
  10. Afraid this might not kill me! Afraid of having to live through it! Writhing, crying, almost coherent swearing. Morphine drip, anyone?

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