… you can’t remember which kid’s name (you gave birth to) is which… and their almost three years apart! — Jennifer Paradise
… you walk into a room and then walk out of it again because you don’t remember why you were going in there to begin with… This happens several times before you either remember what you want with that room or just say forget it. — Jennifer Paradise
… you put the full container of baby wipes in the garbage, and the poopie diaper safely on the closet shelf! — Jennifer Paradise
… when you have to bring one of the kids with you wherever you go, so they can remind you: 1. where you’re going, 2. how to get there, 3. how to get home. — Peggy A
… when your kids toss a coin to decide who goes with mommy “as her other brain.” — Peggy A
… when you go to sign a check, and can’t remember your name. When you do remember, you can’t spell it. — Peggy A
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