You Know You Have CFS When …

… you stop getting massages because they make you tired. — Debe

… you hear from every crackpot with a far out theory on how to “cure” you. Like drinking your own urine. — Debe

… you boil the kettle dry three times to get one cup of tea. — Kathleen

… you read a note, you wrote to your self to pay a bill, and you wonder who the heck is Bill. — Kathleen

… you call the school twice to let them know your child is at home sick. — Kathleen

… you can’t disconnect the dishwasher from the kitchen tap, because you didn’t turn the water off first, to release the pressure. — Kathleen

… you read 100 e-mails from your online support group, then realize your in the trash folder. — Kathleen

… you feed the dog twice, because she has learned how to trick you into thinking you forgot. — Kathleen

… you spend so much time in bed reading that the pile of books on the floor beside it doubles for a bedside table. — Steph

… you write out a check at a store and date it 1978. — Steph

… you stand at the back door yelling for the dang dog to come inside for its supper, then say to heck with it, turn around and trip over the dog, since it was standing behind you inside the house all along because you forgot to let it out earlier. — Steph

… your swimming pool is low on water, you start to fill it that morning, hubby comes home that afternoon to find the backyard flooded. — Tammy

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