… your friends begin to quietly theorize with each other about what type of psychological “need for attention” problem you have. — Nancy H
… you cannot find your paycheck. In a panic, you searched all over the house all night only to realize when you inquired in the business office the next day that you never picked up the paycheck. — Elizabeth
… you use catnip spray to coat the pan instead of PAM then wonder why there is greenish smoke rising from the pan. — Elizabeth
… you remove the dirty sheets from the mattress, then sleep on the bare mattress for several days because you are too exhausted to put in clean sheets. — Elizabeth
… you introduce your friends, names backwards (their surnames as first names, first names as surnames) — Elizabeth
… you take friends’ words that they pay off their debts to you last night. — Elizabeth
… you give the mailman a coupon, thinking it is a postcard. — Elizabeth
… you Drive the wrong way on one way streets. You also drive the wrong way on two way streets. — Elizabeth
… company is on the way over, and you spray air freshener around the house, only to discover afterward that you were spraying laundry “pre-wash” spray. — Cindy Granke
… you get in the shower and all of a sudden everything is blurred. You panic and think you are going blind….only to learn you still have your now steamed up glasses on. — Janis
… you look for your glasses for a good length of time only to find them on top of your head. — Janis
… you order your food through a drive through and pay for it. You get home and don’t have the food and have to drive back through and everyone who works there is cracking up as you request your food. — Janis
… you dial a phone number and have no idea who is going to answer, or why you rang them in the first place. — Liz
… you can hear the phone ringing, but can’t remember where you left it. — Liz
… your children check that you have your house keys before you go outside. — Liz
… you spend ages trying to open the front door with your car key. — Liz
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