...rush to a daughter's concert hall performance after you get off work, that contains a lot of brass and percussion, and fall asleep and snore sitting up until the applause wakes you back up and you've missed her music performance. -- Valerie J Peck
...sleep for 36 hours straight. -- Valerie J Peck
...burn your nose in the cup of tea you made to wake up in the morning while sitting at the kitchen table. -- Valerie J Peck
...fall asleep standing up against a cement wall outside on the dock for a cigarette break. -- Valerie J Peck
...go to work and hear gasps when you take off your coat because you forgot to put on your skirt so you're only wearing a half-slip instead. -- Valerie J Peck
...put eyeshadow on one eye only and don't realize it until you're home from work that evening. -- Valerie J Peck
...look frantically for your car keys for 3 minutes and find them in your other hand. -- Valerie J Peck
...introduce friends at a home decorating type party and they have to correct you as to their real identity. -- Valerie J Peck
...be driving along and suddenly have a "pause" so you have no idea where you are. -- Valerie J Peck
...no longer need pj's because you sleep in your jeans and t-shirt because you're too tired to change. -- Valerie J Peck
...enjoy a movie you saw 6 months ago because you have no recollection of having seen it before. -- Valerie J Peck
...if you had one wish it would be to fall into a coma for 3 months. -- Valerie J Peck
...it takes you six months to figure out and remember what name goes to what face at a new job. -- Valerie J Peck
...you've drive a stick shift all the time and one morning you forget to step on the clutch when you start the car. Hello to back wall of garage and outside door track of garage! -- Valerie J Peck
...you weep just because you're so tired. -- Valerie J Peck
... you can't remember which keys to hit on the keyboard when spelling your name. -- Patricia
... you put the Kleenex in the refrigerator and the milk on the table in the den. -- Pamela
... you find yourself putting on clothes from the dirty laundry pile that is ALWAYS there. When you were healthy, you dressed classy. Now, you just "dress", and you could pass as a bag lady. -- Roxie
... you take a shower and get dressed, your dog gets depressed. She knows you're going out because you're not wearing your pajamas. -- Roxie
... you feel like walking to the mailbox, you find yourself wearing whatever you have on and you don't care that you have just walked outside with nothing on but a ratty T-shirt, mismatched socks, and whatever shoes happen to be at the door, even if they're your husbands size 12 dress shoes. -- Roxie
... you're just happy you made it to the mailbox and back. -- Roxie
... after showering, you have no energy to dry your hair so you go to bed with it wet. After about 4 days of sleeping and rooting around on your hair, you look in the mirror and realize your "bed-hair" is also the latest look on MTV. -- Roxie
... Junk mail becomes fascinating reading. -- Elizabeth Polley
... When writing a letter, you keep glancing at the salutation so you can remember who you're writing to. -- Elizabeth Polley
... When you're shopping in a department store, you sneak into the fitting rooms for a nap. -- Elizabeth Polley
... You'll throttle the next person who tells to try the latest energy-giving herb. -- Elizabeth Polley
... You're so desperate to feel better you actually try taking cold baths. -- Elizabeth Polley
... You finally accept the fact that your doctor has no idea what they're talking about. -- Elizabeth Polley
... You sleep more than your cat does. -- Elizabeth Polley
... You fall asleep during sex. -- Elizabeth Polley
... You find that no surface is too uncomfortable to sleep on. -- Elizabeth Polley
... The most used words in your vocabulary are 'thingo', 'whatsit', 'you know' and 'ummmm'. -- Elizabeth Polley
... You move so slowly that you get jammed in automatic ticket gates. -- Elizabeth Polley
... You'll have a shower tomorrow. -- Elizabeth Polley
... you interpret the phrase 'you're looking well' as an accusation, not a compliment. -- Elizabeth Polley
... Your idea of 'getting dressed' is to change into another bathrobe. -- Elizabeth Polley
... All your clothes can easily double as pyjamas. -- Elizabeth Polley
... Finding a clean T-shirt to put on means going through the laundry basket sniffing the armpits of each garment. -- Elizabeth Polley
... A day of housework is hauling the vacuum cleaner out of the cupboard. -- Elizabeth Polley
... You watch the midday movie over breakfast. -- Elizabeth Polley
... The plot of Hogan's Heroes becomes far too complex to follow. -- Elizabeth Polley
... Instead of replacing your old couch, you just put a bed in the living room. -- Elizabeth Polley
...you have lost the remote control for the TV, but you find it later when taking some frozen vegetables out of the freezer. -- Rich Urmann
... there is a big basket at the bottom of the stairs full of stuff waiting to go upstairs. -- David White
... it takes you longer to get up the energy to go to the store than the completed task takes you. -- sassyj
... you feed your pets, then sit down and try to decide if it is really worthwhile to get up again just to feed yourself. -- Sandy Flake
... you cut off all your hair because you're too stinking tired to wash/style it anymore. -- Shyrell Melara
... you go to the store to get some cosmetics and write your check out to "Wallpaper" instead of "Wallmart." -- Sheri
... to unlock your car, you pull out a garage door opener from your purse, aim it at the key slot on your car door, click away, and then stand there in a stupor, wondering why the door wont open. -- Sheri
... you decide that tap water is ok, because the gallon new jug of bottled water is on the floor and it's still full. -- Elsie
... you go upstairs to have a bath, only to realize the bathplug is downstairs ... so you decide to have a bath tomorrow instead. -- gossamer
... you continue watching Martha Stewart reinvent the brick because the remote is out of the hand grope area. -- Christa
You keep a list of errands to run then leave the house without it and cannot remember where you started out to go. -- Debe
You start to paint a little on a day when you can actually stand, then move the ladder with the paint on top and spill half a quart. -- Debe
You go outside during a home addition and smack your head on the scaffolding. Twice. -- Debe
You begin to realize that if it were not for your concern for your spouse you would probably skip showering most days. -- Debe
You give up flossing because it takes too much energy. -- Debe
You buy an electric toothbrush because brushing takes too much energy and hurts your wrists. -- Debe
You eat 6 caramel apples in a row because the sugar craving is unsatisfiable. You justify it because it is fruit, after all. -- Debe
You wear gloves when it is 65 degrees outside. -- Debe
You only buy shoes that slip on because your hands don't work all the time and you can't tie your shoes. Or bend to. -- Debe
Your social life ends at 5pm when you go to bed for the evening. -- Debe
A heating pad is as risque a "tool" as you are up to. -- Debe
You stop getting massages because they make you tired. -- Debe
You hear from every crackpot with a far out theory on how to "cure" you. Like drinking your own urine. -- Debe
You boil the kettle dry three times to get one cup of tea. -- Kathleen
You read a note, you wrote to your self to pay a bill, and you wonder who the heck is Bill. -- Kathleen
You call the school twice, to let them know your child is at home sick. -- Kathleen
You can't disconnect the dishwasher from the kitchen tap, because you didn't turn the water off first, to release the pressure. -- Kathleen
You read 100 e-mails from your online support group, then realize your in the trash folder. -- Kathleen
You feed the dog twice, because she has learned how to trick you into thinking you forgot. -- Kathleen
You spend so much time in bed reading that the pile of books on the floor beside it doubles for a bedside table. -- Steph
You write out a check at a store and date it 1978. -- Steph
You stand at the back door yelling for the dang dog to come inside for its supper, then say to heck with it, turn around and trip over the dog, since it was standing behind you inside the house all along because you forgot to let it out earlier. -- Steph
Your swimming pool is low on water, you start to fill it that morning, hubby comes home that afternoon to find the backyard flooded. -- Tammy
You can't remember which kid's name (you gave birth to) is which... and their almost three years apart! -- Jennifer Paradise
You walk into a room and then walk out of it again because you don't remember why you were going in there to begin with... This happens several times before you either remember what you want with that room or just say forget it. -- Jennifer Paradise
You put the full container of baby wipes in the garbage, and the poopie diaper safely on the closet shelf! -- Jennifer Paradise
When you have to bring one of the kids with you wherever you go, so they can remind you: 1. where you're going, 2. how to get there, 3. how to get home. -- Peggy A
When your kids toss a coin to decide who goes with mommy "as her other brain." -- Peggy A
When you go to sign a check, and can't remember your name. When you do remember, you can't spell it. -- Peggy A
