This list was first posted to the CFS-W list by Chameleon. Used with permission
- A new lawnmower. (Run by human power)
- A year’s free subcription to the “Health and Raquet” club. (Our local franchise for the exercise and keep it slim freaks)
- A bungy jump from the bridge at the Victoria falls. (Hey man, that’s nothing new)
- Intense reading matter from an acquaintance eager to get your “expert” opinion on the latest releases on the serious literatuuuure market.
- A tray of seedlings needing to be transplanted NOW.
- A juice extractor and a bag of juicy overripe fruit ready to be “juicified” asap.
- A huge frightfully expense box of chocolates. (If your variation of Ceefids feels nauseous just thinking of the stuff)
- A loud noisy CD made by a distant cousin of a “friend” very eager to get your opinion on his/her magnum opus.
- A hyperactive puppy with a highly sensitive tummy. Not house trained yet.
- A crackpot kitty that never sleeps.
