Top Ten Ways To Know You're A Homebound YPWC

(For the uninitiated: 'YPWC' stands for 'Young Person With CFS').

This list was written by Jennifer Munn. Jenn signs all her email to the CFS-20s list with 'CFIDS: Caring Friend in Dire Straits'!

10 - You find yourself taking 15 minutes to decide which T-shirt you'll wear with which pair of boxer shorts.

9 - You become fascinated by the swimming patterns of your pet goldfish.

8 - The big event of your week is when the shower drain gets stopped-up and the plumbers have to come to fix it.

6 - You forget how to count down from 10.

5 - You hug your computer and scream at your pets.

4 - You are denied disability benefits.

3 - You begin to notice new and different versions of TV commercials and you critique them.

2 - "Dressing up" means that you blow-dried and/or combed your hair.

And the number one way you know you're a homebound YPWC.......

1 - You can't find anything better to do on a friday night than make up a Top 10 List!


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